5. If I use your capital and pay the interest, will you fill out my tax return?
4. If you don’t deal with people with no income and no assets who do you deal with?
3. Why do you care what the environmental report says? You don’t own the property.
2. How much does the property have to appraise for for me to borrow how much? And my all time favorite
1. How many bankruptcies can I have before I’m considered bad credit? You CAN’T make this up!